Penelope Upgraded

To a MUCH cuter and loyal man :) How cute is her puppy?! I would take that puppy over Matthew any day!

She's Alive....Or Is She?!

I would say, "oh my god, look Katie Holmes IS alive and well! Thank goodness, and is that Suri all grown up already next to her? Those scientologist age fast!" However, I cannot ignore the fact that she is wearing a sweater and I am aware that on the east coast it is about 90 degrees...So wouldn't LA be as hot if not hotter? It's definitely too hot to wear a sweater, this I know for sure! So....Once again, I am going to have to ask...Where is Katie? Has Tom killed her?
P.S. What is with those sneakers?!!

Three's Company...

And I would love to be their 4th...What is with this new found friendship?! I cannot understand. I think Jake may be training for a race and Lance is helping him, but where did Mathew Mcconaughey come from? Was the hot guy quota not high enough? Or are him and Lance bonding over their idiot moves on dumping their hot girlfriends?

For Darrin...

and anyone else who has an obsession with Anne Hathaway, here are here scans from Hollywood life. (Don't worry Darrin, I'll keep 'em coming)

Paris Hilton Proving..White Girls CAN'T Dance

Paris Hilton decided to show off her, um, "moves" at Pure night club. I hope no one was hurt during this performance, because I know it hurt me a lot to watch it!

I'll Give You Something SO G-ross...But Than I Will Give You Something So Nice...

I giveth, but I also taketh...Michelle Rodriguez is DISGUSTING!!!!!!

But then...Jake....With his shirt off...So nice...Look I know he is wearing a red shirt that looks a little pink-ish and that his status is a little questionable, but lets be honest, that boy can run me over any day!

This Could Be So Uncomfortable That It Could Be AWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!

Jessica Simpson is set to appear on MTV's TRL on July 19th to talk about her new single, "A Public Affair" and to debut her new video as well...So the question is...Will Vanessa Minnillo be the VJ that day? I REALLY REALLY hope that it is Vanessa and NOT some one else because this could be SOOOOOOOOOOO uncomfortable! It might be better than watching Jason and LC fight on a daily basis!

LONG LOST SISTERS

Faded Youth had a VERY entertaining and informative post that I thought I would share with all of you. They put together three singers and actresses and compiled some "Long Lost Sisters".

With their chocolate brown hair, big smile, button nose and girl-next-door appeal, looking at a picture of Katharine McPhee, Kelly Clarkson and Rachael Ray is practically like flipping through a family album.

Pronounced square jaw? Check. Wavy sunkissed hair? Check. A twinkle in their blue eyes? Sheryl Crow, Jennifer Aniston and Sarah Jessica Parker have us doing a triple take.

If someone told me that this was true...I'd buy it!

My "Best Friend" Lindsay Celebrates Her 20th Birthday

Have I told you all I have been having recurring dreams that Lindsay Lohan is my best friend...I feel as though it is a sign...

Anyways...How much of that cake do you think Lindsay is NOT going to eat?

Pirates of The Caribbean Afterparty

Kiera Knightley wore a VERY provocative dress to the Pirates of The Caribbean Afterparty. She told reporters, "I know my dress is a little inappropriate, but it's so hot I am glad that I wore it!" Well...You can't fault the girl when she is aware that she is inappropriate...I think she pulls it off...As usual! Although the hair...Could be better...Then again, who I am to talk, I broke my hair straightener and now I am lost without it...Maybe the same happened with Kiera.

Balenciaga Restrospective in Paris

I am a HUGE fan of Jennifer Connelly. I find her to be beautiful, intelligent, intriguing, and talented...HOWEVER, I am NOT sure how I feel about this hair cut. I am not loving it, it looks like something I did to my barbies when I was younger...No one wanted to play with the barbie with the bad hair cut...I hope there was a reason to this haircut and that it wasn't a personal decision, because I would tend to believe that Jennifer is too smart to have made this bad decision on her own.

Nick Lachey on The Today Show

Nick Lachey was on The Today Show on the 3rd singing his heart out. As we all know Vanessa Minnillo has in fact taken what was "left of him" and gone and made it official with a public statement. Vanessa must have wanted people to stop calling her mean names (like whore, slut, easy...) because she wanted to make sure everyone knew that her and Nick were dating and that she was NOT dating Derek Jeter...Good news for ladies everywhere (ahem...Elly)...Bad news for Jeter if he wasn't aware!

Nicole Richie Doing Something I Wish I Was Doing Today...

Out in the sun shopping....And dropping a TON of money I'm sure!

What Is The Perfect Gift For Someone Who Just Got Released From Prison?!

Flowers and balloons...Come on, I'm sure you could do better than that!

Jess and Daisy Step Out On The Town

...Looks like Jess might be singing the "he only hits me because he loves me" tune soon! What is with that huge bruise on her leg? And why is she wearing short short short shorts if she has a bruise like that on her leg? Was is Papa Joe, Jess...Was it?

Lindsay....No Longer A Teen!

Over the weekend many things happened. People got married, people visited relatives...But most importantly two birthdays were celebrated...The United States turned another year older and Lindsay Lohan left her teenage years behind in the dust. Here she is working the turn tables at her beach party.

Stolen Vacation Pictures from OK Magazine

Something tells me Kevin was trying to save HIS pennies and sold these photos to OK Magazine! But lets be honest, it is a GOOD thing these pictures got out. Not only do Britney and Kevin look to be a happy family, but THIS is the Britney that America fell in love with. So this is where the happy, cute, innocent little girl has been hiding this whole time. It looks as though their is still hope for Britney as long as she remembers to just shake it all off and enjoy her family like it seems she is on her vacation!

P.S. that is one HAPPY baby!

Bad Dye Job Gone Bad!

If you were wondering why Britney died her hair recently, it seems as though it was a result of a "temper tantrum" type move. When she heard all the criticism world wide about her home made “disheveled" during her Matt Lauer interview she decided to rip out her hair extensions and dye her hair black. So I was semi-right, it WAS very reminiscent of why a 9th graders reasons to do the same. IMBD has the full story:

Desperate Spears Dyed Hair To Help Image

Pregnant pop star Britney Spears was so devastated by the negative reaction she
received after her appearance on news show Dateline NBC, she chopped off all her
hair and dyed it black to help her image. The singer received a barrage of
criticism for appearing on the show in a sheer, low-cut top, denim mini-skirt
and flip-flops earlier this month. She reportedly insisted on doing her own hair
and makeup for the interview and was slammed for appearing "disheveled" with the
New York Post reporting that fans called her hair a "rat's nest." A source tells
American publication Us Weekly after the interview, "She felt terrible. She
pulled out her extensions and bought a bottle of dark hair dye. She didn't
understand her image problem until the negative feedback about Dateline."
Spears' representative insists the singer checked with her doctor first to see
if dying her hair was safe for her unborn child adding, "It's vegetable dye and
will wash right out." She then chopped her hair into a short bob, neglecting to
tell editors of fashion magazine Harper's Bazaar, who were featuring her on an
upcoming cover, what she had done. Spears showed up at the cover photo shoot
last Friday with her new look and according to Us Weekly, the magazine's editors
were "horrified." Stylists for the shoot had to work quickly to undo the damage
and decided to add brunette hair extensions at the last minute.

Britney....STOP! Okay I have nothing more to say than that!

Sorry Kids...But It Looks As Though It Is Back On!

It has been reported that even though Cameron and Justin DID hit a rough patch, that the two are now back together and very happy with each other. It seems as though the two are living quite the domestic life while on vacation with Justin's mom in Barcelona. I will admit this though...Although Cameron looks ECSTATIC...Justin doesn't look too happy, maybe he is just worn out from all the "girl time" that he is experiencing right now!