The 10 Stages of Britney Post Justin Era
1. Lose Career and respect as soon as you start to dating K-Fabulous.
2. Lose more respect from your public as soon as you marry K-Fab.
3. Lose even more respect from your public when you drive with child in lap/almost drop child/go on TV with Matt Lauer when your fake eyelashes are falling off.
4. Lose your husband.
5. Lose your underwear.
6. Gain back underwear, but still continue to lose clothes and fashion sense day by day.
7. Lose your will to destroy your life and enter rehab.
8. Lose your will to change your life, exit rehab.
9. Lose your mind.
10. Lose your hair.
lets all hope we can update this list with a number 11: Brit Turns Her Life Around and Becomes the Superstar We'll All Once Knew and Loved!
1 comment:
I personally find the whole situation to be very sad. Somebody close to her needs to help her, and very soon. She has turned into a tragedy.
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