Thursday, September 28, 2006

Is productivity low in your company? Want to hire a real go getter? Well...Why not hire K-Fed?! I am sure he would LOVE to make his own money instead of living off of his wife, and you would get the bonus of having a self-proclaimed super star on your staff.

How will I get his resume? You ask? Simple, buy it off eBay! It's pretty compelling stuff people!

Friday, September 15, 2006

K-Fabuloso's CD Cover

Get excited people, I know you are all going to go out and buy this AWESOME CD! Okay, I know that no one is actually going to buy it, but I might download it (shhhhh, don't tell anyone!)

The CD entitled, Playing with Fire (which I think accurately describes his lifestyle and relationship with Britney!) will include a song featuring none other than Mrs. Federline herself. Also contributing to the album will be Bosko and Ya Boy. Here is a list of tracks that will be on the CD, I include them not only so that you can all guiltily download his songs and be a "closet Kevin fan", but also because many of the titles are just dead on funny!

The World is Mine

America's Most Hated (well...Aren't you giving yourself a lot of credit, I'm sure 80 percent of America doesn't know you...And I am sure that a little man named "OSAMA" might be a little higher on their "hate" list!!)


Loose Control

Dance with a Pimp (hahahahahahhahaha)

Privilege (hahahahhahahahahahahhahahah!!!)

Crazy feat. Britney Spears

A League of My Own (Your telling me!!)

Playing with Fire

Caught Up

Keep on Talkin'

Just awesome....Absolutely PRICELESS!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Anna Nicole Smith Sedated

Um...I know that what happened is sad, and it may not be appropriate to make jokes...But isn't Anna Nicole always sedated? Further more...Her lawyers name is Michael Scott, someone might want to get her a new lawyer because I am fairly certain that Michael Scott only exist as the boss at Dunder Mifflin!

But in all seriousness, what has happened to Anna Nicole Smith's son is a tragedy...One can only hope that the birth of her new baby can bring a little light and happiness into her life in a not so happy time. Article here.

The Curse of the Reality TV Show Strikes AGAIN!

However, this time MTV is not to blame. So it seems as though my tirade on how MTV breaks up marriages was all in vain...I admit it, sorry MTV...It looks as though it is all "Marriage Reality Shows" that the divorce lawyers are backing these days! Bobby and Whitney who stared in Bravo's "Being Bobby Brown" have decided to call it quits for real this time. After 14 years of a tumultuous marriage it looks like Whitney has finally sobered up and realized that she needs to get away from Bobby.

So what did we learn today kids? Don't go on a reality show about your marriage unless you know a good divorce lawyer that needs some money!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Big Brother Seven

sooooo...For everyone that lost interest in Big Brother All Stars when Janelle and Will were kicked out...I feel you...For those of you that liked Mike..I understand that too...but I don't think he deserved to win...And for all of you who felt SO badly for Erika when CBS totally outed Mike using her on national television and expected a reaction out of her...yeah I felt AWFUL too!

Soooo Mike won, and if you all want to help him celebrate feel free, but I am not going to...and guess where the celebration is?! ONE OF HIS RESTAURANTS HE TALKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME!!! Surprised? Yeah me etiher!

Here is Mike's letter to his "fans":

A message to my fans:
Hi, this is Mike "Boogie" Malin. Thanks for visiting my official website.
Thanks for watching the show all summer. I will be having a big party at Les Deux on Monday, September 18 2006. I love my fans and want you to send me an email and come and celebrate with me. If you cannot make the party, come visit me at one of my restaurants or night clubs when you are in Los Angeles, Atlanta, or Reno.
Thanks again for the best summer ever!
Mike "Boogie" Malin

Oh...and could Mike PLEASE get some real clothes? He is no longer stuck in the big brother house and no longer has any excuse to be wearing athletic shorts! Visit his site here
Predictions About Little Baby Spears-Federline.

So we all know that K-Fabulous and Britney had their second baby boy, but the questions on everyone's mind right now are A) will the birth of Britney's second child with Kevin trump the scandal that is Suri? And B) what will they name the child?

While I cannot really tell you if this birth will eliminate all the "hype" (that, lets be completely honest, no one REALLY cares about it, we are just all talking about it until another scandal comes around!), I can make some predictions on the name of the next Spears-Federline child! And, if we are lucky enough for her to pick something totally outrageous, we may never hear of Suri Cruise again! (or at least until all the chatter about Britney being an abusive mom and naming her child something obscene!)

Here are some of my ideas, feel free to add some of your own in the comment area and I will be sure to post them!!

Since Britney was big on the "Two First Names" the first time around I was thinking here are some options she could use if she wanted to continue with this trend:

Bobby John (because really who can resist having the initials BJ bestowed on your child!)
Billy Jean (because lets be honest, Britney will totally miss the boat on the fact that Billy Gene is a girl!)

Billy Bob (we all know she has seen and probably lived the movie "Varsity Blues" so why not name her kid after him??)

Nash Bridges (simply because Walker Texas was already taken by Will Farrell in Talladega Nights!)

Frap Achino (after Britney's favorite Starbucks drink. I bet she thinks Frap would sound "classy"!)

Then we all heard about her wanting to name her child Jailyn if it were a girl to combine the names of her parents (Lynne Spears and Jaime Spears) So if it's a boy why not try and combine her and Kevin's name to make a wonderful creation that will only cause this little boy more ridicule. (as if his parents weren't a big enough source) So this is what I came up with:


Then there are the obvious choices...why not name the child after things that remind you of your pregnancy. In most people cases this would be "hope" or "faith" or something along those lines...for Britney I believe she might chose:

Star Bucks
Accident! (You know that kid WILL get ahold of the article in which she admits that he was a mistake and not in the least bit planned! Poor kid!)

Or maybe Kevin will win the fight and the child will be named "Superstar" (like he proclaims himself to beAtor Federation least then something labelbe a prodWhaton that lable!

So...what are you ideas?!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

A Second K-Fab Boy is Born???

according to the national enquirer Britney has given birth to another baby boy. Which means that now the Federline name has 3 chances to carry on Kevin's legacy...And what a legacy it is!

"Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just
before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told The
ENQUIRER in an exclusive."Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening
hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth," an insider said. Only her
mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of
Kevin's family was there.Right after the baby was born, Kevin got the word out
to his family and close friends.Britney wanted to have her second child on
September 14, the first birthday of Sean Preston but Kevin put his foot down,
the source said. He didn't want the kids to have the same birthday."
Someone Got the Memo About Fixing Up Her Image

...But someone did not! Ashley Olsen is looking a lot less "hobo-ish" and a lot less "sickly skinny" lately...And I must say, it suits her well.

Mary Kate on the other hand has not taken out her abnormally too long extensions even though EVERYONE has said that they look terrible! Nor has she listened to our countless pleas in the blog-o-sphere to gain some weight. Maybe once Ashley starts getting more attention Mary Kate will get jealous and being healthy looking and not homeless looking will be in again! (I know...gaaaaaaaasp! Looking like you aren't homeless and healthy being in fashion! It'll happen!)

Tom and Katie Back Out and About!

...But sans baby Suri...I guess the "lease" on her ran out! I am totally buying into the whole "this kid is really Chris Klein's baby" story. (by the way...What's with the umbrella? These two are just TOOOOOO weird!)

"The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein?"
Ditch the Blonde...Keep the Extensions!

In what looks like an attempt to distance herself from her famously blonde sister Jessica, Ahslee has opted to go a tad bit darker, and I must say...I like this happy medium on her. She is very lucky that most hair colors look good on her. And her new sketchers ad...Not too shabby, I'm not in L.O.V.E. with the pictures, but I am not hating them either. More importantly can anyone tell me who is she dating now, since she seems to have dumped her band mate?! We may soon have a "no doubt" feeling going on with Ashlee Simpson and her band!

Time To Pull The Bulimic Trigger

Does this picture freak anyone else out but me? I almost never want to eat again...even Fat Joe looks like he has had too much!!
Where am I?! This is SO NOT the ballet Matthew promised to bring me too!!!

Jake needed some down time with Austin after having way too much testosterone at the Texas Longhorns game...
The couple that dressed together...stays together!

Hmm...Jake, Matt and Lance like the Longhorns why?

Remember when I told you all that someone needed to stop suppressing Jessica because she always looks so shocked?

Well Carmen Electra is apparently taking her name VERY literally as it seems she is going with the "I stuck my finger in an electrical socket" look. Carmen, just because your name is Electra...Does not mean that this is a good means of waking yourself up in the morning!

She is REALLY acting out after this whole Dave Navarro break up...Looks like someone is trying to tempt Dennis Rodman back into her life!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Paris Blows!

(Insert joke here)...a .08! Looks like blowing has gotten Paris in trouble yet again. On her way home from a charity event and an all day session of filming a music video Paris was stoped while "driving eratically". She claims it was her "empty stomach" and her "ONE drink" at the charity event that pushed her over the edge and caused her to drive like a moron. Thata girl Paris, blame your DUI on charity cases!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Harry is a Caring Boyfriend...

See many of you have seen the pictures already of Lindsay's boyfriend Harry groping her in public, but maybe if you all got your minds out of the gutter you would realize he was just giving her an examination....He is such a good boyfriend, we should all be so lucky!

Oh wait...I forgot this is Lindsay Lohan and he is CLEARLY groping her in public because that's how she rolls! I can't wait until Harry proposes...I have some good money on their engagement lasting about 5 months!

Unfortunately while filming a documentary on the Great Barrier Reef a sting ray stabbed Steve Irwin in the heart causing his untimely death. He leaves behind a wife and his beautiful little daughter. It's a sad, sad time for discovery lovers like myself, he was one of the greatest animal lovers in the world and a very unique person. His death is too soon and very sad, but at least he died doing something he loved...Steve Irwin will be greatly missed by humans and crocodiles all the world over. :(
Could It Be? Is It So??

Suri....Suri Cruise...Is that you?! According to the buzz it looks like Suri Cruise will debut in Vanity Fair...And thanks to I have seen the little girl and now you have too. But now really, lets be honest, without a DNA test how am I supposed to know that this is ACTUALLY their child? I mean, when you are a celebrity 4 months and millions of dollars can buy you silence and a baby....So what do you all think?

Friday, September 01, 2006

This is that Hip Hopp Flava Mixed With a Lil Bit of Rock n' Roll!

And now I fully concede.....I think I love K-Fab new song...and I think I'm a lil bit obssesed with the video as well! HELP!!!

Thanks Steph!