Does This Look Like A Happy Camper??

Justin really looks like he is SO in love....With the thought of leaving Cameron in the waves and moving on to someone else!

Kate Beckinsale Does Something OTHER Than Working Out or Smoking

And it's eating at In and Out Burger with her family. At first I was like, there is no way she was EATING at In and Out...And it looks as though I was half right, because she WAS eating, but she was eating lettuce and fries...Actually I am still quite shocked that she ate the fries to be completely honest.

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are so happy and in love...I guess I will have to accept it soon enough...Nick take her back to California and I will forgive you!

Dear Jessica,

Please find a hot man soon so that you too can throw it in Nick's face that you have moved on, that way maybe I will not hate Vanessa as much!

Thank you kindly,

Bitchin' Beth

Kristen and Brody Leaving a Club in LA

I really have an unhealthy love for this girl.

Kevin's First Day At Work.

Kevin Federline made his way over to his first day of work at the local car wash. It is nice to see that he is finally thinking about supporting his families...OOOOOOOH whoops, I'm sorry I was mistaken, Kevin is not in fact working at the car wash, but instead was bringing his Ferrari (which he worked VERY hard for) to the car wash...Silly me thinking he got a job!

Vanessa Asks The Tough Questions

Nick was recently on TRL and guess who interviewed him?! Non other than Vanessa Minnillo, his current girlfriend. I wonder what kind of questions she asked him, "what's your favorite color? What do you look for in a girl? Did you like the dinner I brought home last night?" I must admit though, they do look at each other quite adoringly. I wonder how long Vanessa will stay around before breaking his heart for Derek again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEYENNE!

Is It Weird That a 27 Year Old Male Is OBSESSED With Cheyenne?? Absolutely not...Because being a 24 year old female...I love her too...And I am okay with this...Ben this post is strictly for you and your love of Cheyenne! She is pretty talented too if I do say so myself! Cheyenne turns 16 today!

The Future Of Hollywood

Ever wonder what CoCo Arquette or Sean Preston Federline will look like in 20 years? Well, Us Weekly gives us the chance to take a peek into the future...I am warning you though....For some the future is not so pretty! Check it out HERE, it's pretty cool.

Um....I Am Not So Sure About This....

Once again, it is highly irritating to me that Madame Tussauds is not putting Maddox and Zahara in the exhibit, but I must admit, little baby Shiloh is very cute and life like looking...But still the whole exhibit is kinda creeping me out.

Star Sighting

What does every hot singer do after appearing MTV's TRL? Well go shopping obviously! While shopping at bloomingdales yesterday with my friend Jen we walked right past Rihanna! At first I couldn't believe that it was him due to the fact that no one seemed to even notice that it was her...But it was..She had the same hairdo, makeup and earrings on. Although she did ditch the purple dress for a purple wife beater and jeans...She is VERY tall! Sorry...Didn't get a picture since she seemed to be content shopping and talking and didn't look like she wanted to be bothered. (And my cell phone camera is...Eh)

Birth Child Wins Out Over Adopted Child

Madame Tussauds is set to reveal a portrait of familiar bliss...However, they seem to be leaving out half of the family. Tussauds will exhibit Brad Pitt together with Angelina Jolie and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, but where will the wax statues of Maddox and Zahara fit in you ask? Apparently nowhere...Madame Tussauds must not appreciate adoption because it seems as though there is no place for the other two children...uh not cool!

I say give Zahara and Maddox their own exhibit, they are SO much cooler!

Oprah's Not Gay!!!

But Lance Bass is! Following in Oprah's footsteps Lance Bass decided to make a bold statement surrounding rumors of him being gay...However, unlike Oprah the rumors seem to be true! Not only is he gay, but he is fact dating Reichen Lehmkuhl winner of the Amazing Race. Why has Lance waited this long to tell the world of his sexual status (like he even should have to feel obligated!) He told People Magazine, " knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything." Who says chivalry is dead?!

Katie Lives!!

And shops...But where is that alleged baby she was spotted with yesterday? My theory? Her and Tom realized they needed a "prop baby" since people have been going NUTS trying to see this baby and their little pregnancy trick wasn't working. So for the last 8 weeks Katie and Tom have been making test tube babies and the one she was spotted with was the best of the batch. Sick, I know, but so is the way of aliens!

I Think I'm In Love...

With the puppy NOT Simon Cowell. TV's most obnoxious man was brought in to judge the RSPCA's Dog Of The Year show in Brighton. I wonder if he was as mean to the dogs as he is to the contestants of American Idol. I'm sure this was his publicists idea to make him look nicer...Regardless I could care less...Look at that little puppy's face...sooooooo sweet! (although he does look slightly horrified!)

Someone Got A Stylist!

Looks like Britney cleans up well...And this time it isn't because of airbrushing. Britney actually looks really good AND is wearing a stylish outfit! Someone give this girl an award she looks AWESOME! Now someone just needs to tell her her straps are falling down.

P.S. how much does her bodyguard sort of resemble Ben Affleck?

Uh.....What The Hell Happened to Carson?!

Lets make a list of possible scenarios :

1) He has engaged in deviant behavior and is blowing coke like no other.
2) He found out it was in to be scarily thin and started pulling the trigger immediately.
3) He passed out with Pete Doherty and got shot up with Heroin...
4) Oh sorry I take that one back...Pete Doherty did NOT shoot him up with heroin, instead he took massive amounts of blood from him and used it to paint his apartment.
5) The Olsen Twins kidnapped him and put him on a strict coffee and cigarette diet.
6) Nicole Ritchie sucked all the fat out of Carson's body and injected it into hers so she could stop appearing under "When is Thin Too Thin?" headlines.
7) He has started a hunger strike to get Star Jones back on The View.
8) He has been working out hard core so that Jake, Lance and Matthew will invite him to bike ride.
9) He mistook Anna Nicole's diet pills for his vitamin C.
10) He has been rapidly losing weight over stress incurred by Nick and Jessica's divorce.

Kristin Cavallari Thinks She Looks G-REAT!

When someone told Kristin Cavallari that she looked "great" she responded by saying, "I know, I'm just like a barbie doll, right!" No one should EVER tell me that Kristin is dumb...She is the smartest girl alive!

P.S. Looks like she got the hint from all the online criticism about her haircut because her hair extensions are back in.

Um....Now You Confuse Me Nick

But this I can stomach a whole lot better! Nick and Alyssa met up for lunch at Hollywood's Sky Bar on Thursday...Making me speculate "are they MORE than friends?"

Ewwwwwww!

Nick and Vanessa continuing to make me sick! It's not that I want him and Jess to get back together...And it's not like I feel bad for Jess...It's more like...I REALLY CAN'T STAND VANESSA!!!

What's More embarrassing Than Dating Paris Hilton??

Being Paris Hilton and dating Brandon Davis....Okay...So they may NOT be DATING, but they are certainly close...And for once it is Paris I feel bad for, and not her boy of the moment. Although Paris did make a claim that she would be celibate for an entire year now...Will Brandon deal well with this?

Bitch Slapping Britney!

Looks like everyone is taking a shot at Britney these days...Including NBC's Law & Order. As we all know...Law & Order "rips" their stories from the headlines...As we also know...They are pretty easy to decipher who L & O is targeting. Well...It looks like this Fall L & O will target none other than Britney Spears when there show will revolve around "tabloids, drugs, stalkerazzi and a young superstar whose lack of parenting skills might lead to murder" Hmmmmm....I wonder who on earth they could be talking about in this one!

Well...If she is as country as she claims, maybe L & O doesn't come in clear on her bunny-eared TV.

Speaking of Genius....

Seems as though we may all be blessed with the wonderful genius of Mr. Federline during the Teen Choice Awards this year. He will be performing live...With what I am sure will NOT be another "fake rap". Oh....I forgot to tell you all....Apparently PopoZao was actually a "fake
rap". Directly from the horses mouth:

''At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it
on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did'.
That way, when I come out with my real sh**, people are f****** blown away!'

Yeah...I can't wait for Kevin to BLOW MY MIND! And for your viewing pleasure..Lets take one more look at K-Fed LOVING his "fake" song!

Lance Armstrong Just USING Jake and Matthew?

I couldn't quite figure out why these three hotties were hanging out, but now it seems as though the ESPY awards have given me the answer. Lance poked fun at both of his new best friends during the awards, and I'm pretty sure that the only reason they were hanging out in the first place was so that Lance could get some good material on the two...Although...Lance did revert back to a Brokeback Mountain joke and someone should let him know that that ship has sailed. Wanna hear the comedic brilliance? Click on the picture above!

Hot Freddie Prinze Jr and Sarah Having Marital Problems?

According to Heat Magazine the two have been living apart due to fights that they have about their working schedules:

"Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar and hubby Freddie Prinze Jr. Are living apart
because tiffs about their working schedules. A source informed us that "Sarah is
having a hard time dealing with it all. Shes just not sure what she wants to do
and all they need is space." Could this be the end of there romance? Uhh Ohh..."

However the two seemed to get it together long enough to attend DJ Cassidy's Birthday party last night...I hope that these marital problems are just a rumor because they are so cute together!

X-Men Press Conference in Tokyo

Didn't this movie come out like SO long ago?! Regardless, I haven't seen it since I heard that it wasn't so great. I am a huge x-men fan (like coming book, and cartoon fan...I'm the real deal people!), but I just couldn't see this movie if it was bad...I am sure I will rent it though.

Now this is me trying NOT to be a jerk...I really love Famke Janssen, I think she is awesome, beautiful and was an amazing Jean Gray...But I can't seem to look at her in the same way ever since I started watching Nip/Tuck...To me she will now always be a predatorial post-op transexual life coach named Ava...Jean Gray is NOT a man...Nor is she that promiscuous!
It's just messing me up a little...