Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Why they split after looking so adorable and cozy together? No word as of yet, but I'm sure we will hear soon enough.
With this spilt AND the cancellation of her show...Not to mention the air date of her Veronica Mars episode being pushed back...Will Kristin disappear from the Hollywood Spotlight altogether? Have no fear, I won't let that happen I will continue posting and making a semi-celebrity out of her until I have nothing left. I got your back Kris!
It's Spring Time in Paris!
Ok no moving forward a little more. The reunion was AWESOME although I really wish that Ali G. Was there for more reasons other than I think its funny to hear them call her Ali G. (She is certainly no Sacha Baron Cohen) But more so because I really wanted a "clock-ticking" experience with her again! More importantly though, as much as I agree with Susan going home the week before I do not agree with the way everyone was attacking her. I think that the one girl that was ripping into her (Jennifer, Ali?? I can't remember who it was) was so mean and so wrong. I think it was a little bit of a case of jealousy because the girls were never happy that she had made it so far. I think that she might have been there for the right reasons, and that she might have developed feelings, but I agree with the fact that possibly it wasn't a lasting "feeling" that she had. I liked how all the girls said they saw the "softer side of Moana", but personally I still think she is fake.
Now...Real time comments! I am SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY that Travis picked Sarah. He had me a little worried at the end until right before the last commercial break when he said, "truth be told I know who I am going to pick and I know it is the right choice." Right then and there I knew it was my girl Sarah! Although we have only seen one marriage come out of The Bachelor, I think this love might be real, and I'm pretty sure these two will be in it for the long run. (Just for the record I liked Trista and Ryan, but I think Trista puts on an act for the public and their "on-screen" love might be a little fake)
Moana didn't look so shocked to me, and her tears were KILLING me. All she did was cry throughout the entire episode. Travis kept saying that she is a very emotional girl...Yeah emotionally UNSTABLE! I think that nothing she has said over the entire season was real. I feel as though she made a real effort to look "softer", but all in all, I didn't see them being together. There was just something about the way she said, "I want to leave with my man" that sealed the deal for me and I knew that their relationship was too casual and would never end up standing the tests of time.
Now...I cannot WAIT to find out if Sarah and Travis make it! They are so cute and she really brought out the positive qualities in him! SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! Listen...I was in the Greek system, I know fake...And this is real :) Cross my heart!
CONGRATS SARAH AND TRAVIS!!!
oh and P.S. I know the show made him do the final rose ceremony the way he did. By saying all these possitve things and then, "But". But MAN WAS THAT HARSH! And then when he said "But" to Sarah, I almost DIED!!
Monday, February 27, 2006
What To Do In The Event of a Terrorist Attack
Look people...This is some serious stuff! In a world where children no longer are scared of the imaginary monsters under their bed, but the real ones that co-habitat with us everyday the world can be a very scary place. Thanks to many terror alerts, and the National Threat level that seems to alleviate nothing more than our anxiety people are scared everyday. We live in a world now where we need to be suspicious of everyone and everything around us. Even children are taught these things at a young age which unfortunately only cause racial and ethnic profiling to become a stronger mode of "finding" the bad people. The more we teach it, the more ingrained it will become, but unfortunately it is the world we now live in.
However, what is life when you are cowering in a corner and refusing to talk to people because you are scared of them? That's not life...That's letting terrorism win...So although this is a serious matter..Why not have a little laugh about it to alleviate some of the fears that we must live with day in and day out!
The government has come up with a new site to help let us know what to do in the event of a terrorist attack, but like most road signs and most warning signs it is hard to tell EXACTLY wha these vague pictures mean. So someone has spoofed the new US Government Website just to give us a little laugh in an otherwise pretty scary world! Check it out...it's really hilarious!
Um...I'm not gonna lie, I kinda wanna see it! (I know ONE person that would go with me!!!) And I DID just see Curious George...At least this movie is for Tweens and Teens! :)
So it looks as though we will all be graced with a shit load of humor next year! Paris Hilton WILL be portraying Mother Teresa in T Rajeevnath's film. Um...This is a joke right?
According to Digital Spy it looks as though it isn't a joke and Paris was reported saying, "It's such an honour. I'm so excited. I really want to learn more about this amazing woman, so that's what I'm doing in a few months."
Um....She is going to learn? That might be more impractical than thinking she can act. Please someone tell me this is all a joke, because I cannot think of a worse fit for a role EVER! Bill Pullman would be a better fit!!! :)
Friday, February 24, 2006
GASP! Could it be that she DOESN'T CARE WHAT WE THINK?!!! Oh no way! Anyways she looks hot here!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Oh Hell NO!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Just because Nick refuses to go back to you, and just because a couple of musicians have reportedly turned you down it does NOT mean that you don't have options anymore. Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, there is NO reason for you to climb that far down the ladder! Just be happy being single for a while and I PROMISE someone with more promise will come along there is NO reason to settle! (NICK TAKE HER BACK PLEASE! You two can work it out!)
House Looks Like Osama?!
He kinda acts like a terrorist sometimes...Somehow I find it a little unbelievable that a babe like Hugh could end up looking like a terrorist!
Mystery Mistress Revealed!
According to OHNOTHEYDIDNT, it seems as though the lovely (I mean fugly) lady in the pictures with Kevin is a French actress/model named Sandy Lakdar. "as I understand it she is trouble and a horrible star fu*ker. She also has a horrific coke problem."
Awesome...Great girl to hang around with, well at least she is closer to your league than Britney was! (Even though even SHE is out of your league Kevin!!)
Here is her MySpace page: Sandy Lakdar's MySpace
her IMDB page: Sandy Lakdar's IMDB
and her official webpage: Sandy's Webpage
All I can say is YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Shaun White is a Player!!
Shaun and Linds reportedly spent an "intimate" night together at Lindsay's favorite hot spot Bungalow 8. He statement, "Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip. Coming home from Italy, everybody's been running up to me, saying how proud they are. It's been crazy and so I had to get some time to have fun."
Hmmm...Did they didn't they? Well regardless, Shaun told Maria on Entertainment Tonight that he has a little crush on Sasha Cohen. He would love to meet her, but he left Italy before he got the chance. Well Shaun keep trying it could happen, you never know.
Do I think Linds and The Flying tomato got it on?! No. Sorry Shaun I just don't think you pulled this trick off!
I Don't Even Want to Post This
Ugh Mischa...GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND! There it is...So now you all know, Jake is a cheating bastard! In the words of Kristin Cav, "I don't wanna talk about it, I don't wanna talk about it!"
Britney Preggers Again??
These claims come from both a friend telling InStyle magazine that they Pop Tart is pregnant, the fact that the costume department of Will and Grace had to "fit" her accordingly for a costume on her recent guest appearance, and the fact that she has been spotted in Maui wearing a black (read: sliming) bathing suit and sporting some extra weight in the stomach area. She also has reportedly been rushed to the hospital with "stomach cramps" which might also be due to a baby on board. Well....Whether it is true or not is up to you to decide (oh and Britney's doctors!) But here is all the info you ever wanted to know on Britney's womb, enjoy!!
BitchinBeth: Taylor's parents are like the same age as him...Creepy!!!!!
benattaylorbunts: Taylor is a star and that Stevie Wonder guy looks like a muppet!
BitchinBeth: Ummm...Ok, well Bobby Bennett scares me a little bit, his rendition of Copa cabana, probably not the best idea...It DEFINITELY did not show case his talents or his range of singing!!
BitchinBeth: He shall be what? I can't really understand Tay so well!
benattaylorbunts: Are you kidding..He shall be Levon that's his name.
BitchinBeth: I thought his name was Jesus?
benattaylorbunts: No that's just what he called him, haven't you ever heard the song?
BitchinBeth: No...Isn't it a little pretentious to call your son Jesus? Isn't that like calling yourself God....Wait...Is this song sung by Kanye originally?! Regardless Taylor is insane
benattaylorbunts: No Beth, he isn't insane he is a star! I'll tell you why...When everyone else finishes their song they get all quite, but not Taylor, when he is finished with his song he screams into the mic and jumps around.
BitchinBeth: Yeah...Ben, just because you jump around doesn't make you a star, actually it probably makes you more of a candidate for an insane asylum instead!
benattaylorbunts: Ok ok...And by the way, who picks Copa cabana to sing on Idol?!
Now it's your turn, what did you think of it?
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
And it's all a waste of time! Um....Who on earth, I mean aside from Scott Stapp and Kid Rock would be buying this tape?! Yeah...Great waste of our legal systems time...Thanks Kid!
Paris Hits a New High in the Whore Challenge
Apparently Paris decided it would be a much better idea to show the world all her stuff, because lets be honest, she couldn't take home EVERY guy at that party and she needed to let them at least get a peek. Poor Paris...Who will marry her when she is giving it all away for free?!
P.S. How funny are the four guys just blatantly staring at Paris' no-no areas?! And she is so dumb that she probably thinks they are just looking at her because she is famous or hot.
Paris...Spreading your legs for every man at the party...That's NOT hot!
Um...Kevin? Who is this?!
It isn't Britney! While in Hawaii Kevin seems to be taking a little break from his pop star wife to hang out with some other blonde chic...Who might I add...Not cute! I hope this isn't true, because if it is I will only be forced to say, "I TOLD YOU SO BRITNEY!!"
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
No I don't steal pens from my job, mainly because they don't give us any, it every man for himself in my office! No my confession is much more serious than this. No...I didn't kill anyone either just in case you were picking up your telephones ready to dial 911 or America's Most Wanted. What is my confession? I have NEVER been an American Idol fan....NEVER!!
I know..How can someone like me? So obsessed with pop culture and reality TV not like American Idol? Well, I can't really answer that question, maybe it was because I just never got into it, or maybe it was because I was too excited for Paradise Hotel to come on afterwards that I couldn't focus on it...I don't know the exact reason, but I do know that until this year I had never really watched anything Idol besides the auditions, and even that got to be a little too much for me to handle after a while. But this year Fox has done something pretty smart. (Which they might have done every year, but since I never watched I wouldn't know!) They started American Idol when NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD was on TV!! And when I say nothing, I literally mean nothing, not even my trusty CBS could carry me through on Tuesday's anymore seeing as I am not an NCIS fan whatsoever! So what happened? I have fallen to the feet of American Idol, I have accepted defeat and the last couple of weeks I have been tuning in (without admitting it to anyone), but now it is time to come clean.
I am PRAYING everyday that nothing will come on on Tuesday's after February sweeps are over because if something good comes on I am going to have some serious commitment issues here! Now...I already know I cannot commit to tomorrow's show unless Veronica Mars is a repeat (but I know it isn't) and I'm semi-freaking out! Who am I? What have I become?! And why did I give in and watch today? Because my friend Ben from Taylor Bunts told me to watch so we would have something to talk about tomorrow....DAMNIT BEN! What am I going to do??
Well...At least I got it out, and now if ya'll want to discuss American Idol, I'm here for you! P.S. I like EVERYONE!! It is so hard to come up with a favorite so far! WHO AM I?!! (I like Kellie Pickler 'cause she is so darn cute! And I LOVE LOVE LOVE Paris Bennett...I mean, but yeah I haven't watched carefully enough to have a favorite at all! ;) )
LC and Jason were seen together at a fashion show in Bryant Park, it's nice to see that LC is following her dream to work in fashion and she is being able to accomplish it. Now what Jason was trying to accomplish with that hair I'm not too sure...He might want to cut that off and start on a new dream! :)
Now...Would the REAL James Bond have had to go to a doctor after losing two teeth when throwing a terrorist out the window? The answer is no, and do you know why? Because James Bond wouldn't have lost two teeth when throwing a terrorist out of the window, because James Bond has skills and he is suave and debonair...James Bond does NOT break his teeth.
However, Daniel Craig does, and he lost two of them after a stunt while filming Casino Royale. Poooooor Danny! :(
But have no fear, the producer doesn't mess around and had Daniel's personal dentist flown in to have the cutie's teeth fixed up right! In other James Bond news, Eva Green is the new bond girl, so now we can stop hearing rumors about who is going to be the new bond girl! Not Jessica Simpson, not Rachel McAdams, it's Eva Green!
Nick Asks For Spousal Support
And Jamie Foxx doesn't respect that! Jamie Foxx told interviewers that asking for money from your wife is not something that a "real man does". "A real man don't do those kind of things," Foxx bluntly stated to ET. "I don't really agree with that because I think it's a cop-out. You got to get up and do your own thing."
Hmm...How do I feel about this asking for spousal support? Well, you have to think of it this way, he basically married Jessica and they went in to many contracts with The Newlyweds, her Dessert Line of cosmetics and much more. His band 98 degrees never really made it all that big so I'm sure the money for that has long run out. He does have a new single out, but lets be honest, it's not going to be a huge money maker. So what does he have to lose by asking for money from his wife? No one really respects him as a real man anyways, so why not!
Nick go for it! And if you get the money and then want to take care of a woman, my phone line is always open!