Predictions About Little Baby Spears-Federline.

So we all know that K-Fabulous and Britney had their second baby boy, but the questions on everyone's mind right now are A) will the birth of Britney's second child with Kevin trump the scandal that is Suri? And B) what will they name the child?

While I cannot really tell you if this birth will eliminate all the "hype" (that, lets be completely honest, no one REALLY cares about it, we are just all talking about it until another scandal comes around!), I can make some predictions on the name of the next Spears-Federline child! And, if we are lucky enough for her to pick something totally outrageous, we may never hear of Suri Cruise again! (or at least until all the chatter about Britney being an abusive mom and naming her child something obscene!)

Here are some of my ideas, feel free to add some of your own in the comment area and I will be sure to post them!!

Since Britney was big on the "Two First Names" the first time around I was thinking here are some options she could use if she wanted to continue with this trend:

Bobby John (because really who can resist having the initials BJ bestowed on your child!)

Billy Jean (because lets be honest, Britney will totally miss the boat on the fact that Billy Gene is a girl!)

Billy Bob (we all know she has seen and probably lived the movie "Varsity Blues" so why not name her kid after him??)

Nash Bridges (simply because Walker Texas was already taken by Will Farrell in Talladega Nights!)

Frap Achino (after Britney's favorite Starbucks drink. I bet she thinks Frap would sound "classy"!)


Then we all heard about her wanting to name her child Jailyn if it were a girl to combine the names of her parents (Lynne Spears and Jaime Spears) So if it's a boy why not try and combine her and Kevin's name to make a wonderful creation that will only cause this little boy more ridicule. (as if his parents weren't a big enough source) So this is what I came up with:

Kritney
Or
Kevny

Then there are the obvious choices...why not name the child after things that remind you of your pregnancy. In most people cases this would be "hope" or "faith" or something along those lines...for Britney I believe she might chose:

Cheeto
Star Bucks
Or...
Accident! (You know that kid WILL get ahold of the article in which she admits that he was a mistake and not in the least bit planned! Poor kid!)

Or maybe Kevin will win the fight and the child will be named "Superstar" (like he proclaims himself to beAtor Federation Records...at least then something labelbe a prodWhaton that lable!

So...what are you ideas?!