La-La-Laguna

Since everyone has this posted, and since everyone has emailed this to me I think that I will post it on the rare chance that maybe at least one of you has not seen it yet. P.S. I so think that Kristin and Brody Jenner are still dating, but what do I know about publicity stunts?!

Subject: For my fellow
LB fans

Random
story........


I went to lunch
yesterday with my sister and her friend Jenna.
Jenna happens to work for Oprah.

The other day, she was
in the Harpo studios cafeteria getting
breakfast, when lo and behold, there they were - Kristin,
Jessica, Alex H. Alex M.

and Taylor. Turns out they went to school with one of Harpo's
marketing assistants and were there as her guests for the
show.

Jenna is a huge fan
and was freaking out a bit (and she doesn't
even freak out over celebrities!) and the marketing director said

she would have the
Laguna Beach girls stop by her office before they left.
So, there they were,
the LB girls and Jenna which gave Jenna a
chance to ask some pressing questions........here is the scoop: 

Jessica is not very
smart (duh!) nor very pretty in person.  She is

in community college and not doing a whole lot.  Jenna asked her
if her parents were
mortified by her behavior - she said they weren't
exactly pleased.  She just used Jeff (boy that was at end
of season)- didn't really like
him, just wanted someone to make out with. Stephen and Jason are
good friends and live together in LA, but Jason

is always at L.C's.  Turns out he and LC never broke up and are still 
dating.  Also, turns out Jason has some MAJOR issues - the
reason he didn't go to
graduation.......he didn't graduate.  He failed his senior year.  Ditto for Talan.

More on Jason - he has
been in and out of rehab about 3 times in
the past year.  He is also bipolar and is on some major medication. 

His grandparents are
the wealthy ones and his parents don't really
work -just live off of the grandparents.

More on Talan - his
mom used to be some actress so is pretty

well-connected in Hollywood.  The engagement to Kimberly Stewart
is just a publicity stunt
- they aren't really engaged.  His mom is 
trying to coach him on getting himself into the limelight. 
Stephen and Kristin
are dating - they just got back from a vacation

together in Hawaii - she's not really dating that Jenner guy -
another publicity
stunt.  Kristin is trying to "make it" in
Hollywood.

Taylor is at school at
the University of Arizona.

Alex H. and Alex M.
are roommates.  Alex M. is trying to make it in
the music world and Alex H. dates a guy in Alex M.'s backup
band.

Another tidbit - Jason
used to hit (ie, abuse) Alex M. when they dated.

Per Alex M., the reason you didn't see that in the show is
b/c MTV was trying to sell
a fantasy.  That is also why you don't see
Alex M. and Jason actually break up.

LC is supposedly the
meanest person of the bunch - they say she is 
the least
approachable.

Another thing, is
apparently MTV and BMW have some sort of deal,
which is why you always see them driving around in BMWs - ie,

Kristin's dad didn't
really buy her the BMW - she got it from MTV.

That's it,
folks!  Hope you enjoy the gossip as much as I did when

I heard it!  Yes,
I will be watching Season 3 and The Hills......