Holy Airbrush Batman!

Britney is NOT fooling me! I saw her in all her "I'm just country" glory as did the rest of the country. And speaking of rest...How about Britney starts giving us all one. I thought she wanted to be OUT of the public eye...Well drying your hair black was a cry for attention when we were 15 and it still is, and posing nude on a magazine cover...Not exactly "paparazzi, please leave me alone" behavior if I do say so myself. You're confusing me Britney, do you want the attention or not? 'Cause you cannot get the positive attention without the bad, they go hand in hand...Didn't your mama ever tell you, "You can't have your apple pie and eat it to y'all"!