Lance Armstrong Just USING Jake and Matthew?

I couldn't quite figure out why these three hotties were hanging out, but now it seems as though the ESPY awards have given me the answer. Lance poked fun at both of his new best friends during the awards, and I'm pretty sure that the only reason they were hanging out in the first place was so that Lance could get some good material on the two...Although...Lance did revert back to a Brokeback Mountain joke and someone should let him know that that ship has sailed. Wanna hear the comedic brilliance? Click on the picture above!