Conversations Between a Mom and Daughter

Katie: Suri...I need to talk to you about something serious. You know that Mommy and Daddy don't share a room right? Well I told the press it was because he snores...

Suri: Hahahahahahah

Katie: Hahahahahaha

Suri: Soon enough people will realize this marriage is a sham mom, but you know what I say to that? Oh well!

Katie: That's right! This marriage IS a sham, and do you know where daddy will send you if you tell anyone about it? That's right...right there, to Evil Lord Zenon!

Katie: Well at least my child believes in this crap!

P.S. She is so freaking adorable!!