No Press Conference, But It's official Nevertheless!

On Letterman last night Britney's revealed to the world the truth that we all feared. She is indeed pregnant once again! Britney calmed everyone's fears late last night when she told the world, "Don't worry Dave, it's not yours!" Oh thank God! I was truly worried that it might actually have been Dave's...

Oh wait, that would have been a step up though, and we all know Britney likes her men unemployed and wasting her money! Dave is too independent for her!