For Serious...Is This Woman EVER Going To Give Birth??

I thought no one would look more pregnant than Heidi Klum, but I was wrong Jennifer Gardner has proved me wrong. She is going to have the baby any day now so I just wanted to remind everyone that she is in fact still pregnant and that soon we should hear of the little baby girl's arrival into Hollywood sooner rather than later! Get excited!!

Jen was in fact running to the hospital in this picture...But not for herself, she was actually running a friend to the hospital, so for all of you that think she might have already given birth...No such luck! :)

Holler, We Want Pre-Nup, We Want Pre-Nup

It's something that you got to have cause if HE leaves your ass, HE's gonna leave with half! And so it seems that Nick Lachey might be doing exactly that. Although I find this story a little hard to believe due to the fact that Joe Simpson pretty much rules his daughters' lives....Supposedly Jessica and Nick never signed a pre-nuptial agreement. By California law this means that Nick will be entitled to half of Jessica's earnings. Looks like Nick wont be needing to resurrect his singing career anytime soon (and we should all be thankful for that)!! I wonder what we will see Nick doing after the divorce is all said and done...I predict we will see him in some WB shows...maybe here about 2 singles, I'm sure which will be about being hurt and burned, maybe a cameo in a movie...And then I predict him and Drew will live happily ever after in a big house where they will attempt to move all the furniture by themselves all paid for by Jessica. I'm SO going to miss Newlyweds!

Whatcha Shopping For Linds?!

Lindsay was caught shopping for watches...And engagement rings?! (I thought she had one already?!) Maybe Lindsay should learn from her x-boyfriend, getting engaged so early at such a young age= not such a good idea! Hmm...How come Jared isn't shopping for the engagement ring? I think she is just baiting us, I doubt we will hear of an engagement anytime soon (Thank god Hillary Duff is smart enough to not rush into engagements! At least we have one left!)

And Another One Bites the Dust!

Looks like Talan and Kim WONT be getting married anytime soon. The two decided that they weren't actually ready to make a lifetime commitment to each other any time soon (REALLY??? I'm soooo shocked seeing as how long it took them to get engaged!) They were only dating for a few weeks before they decided to shock family, friends, and the world with news of their quick engagement as we all ogled the 5 carrot rock that sealed the deal. (And I'm STILL not sure who bought that ring!)

Well, as much as they tried to shock the world they did just what everyone expected and have since called of the engagement! Kim and Talan's reps told People, "It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage." (P.S. Who is Talan to be having a PR agent??) Eh...Oh well that would have been a fun marriage to have watched!

When Hollywood Taketh, Doth Hollywood Giveth!

In Hollywood...With One Break-Up Comes One Marriage, and none are stranger than this one! Adrianne Curry (winner of "America's Next Top Model") and Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) are getting married. (I definitely heard a rumor that they had broken up, but clearly it was only a rumor.) And apparently not learning anything from newlyweds Jess and Nick they have decided to continue to publicize their relationship as they plan to wed on TV. The two met on "The Surreal Life", continued their relationship through their own show called "My Fair Brady" and will let us be the witnesses of their wedding on their second season of "My Fair Brady. Hopefully this reality TV couple will make it farther than Nick and Jessica. Although they are a little bizarre so I wouldn't be so surprised if it actually worked out in their own little weird way!

My Hope Shattered with the Small Simple Sound of an Incoming Text Message

At 11:00pm last night all hope of Jessica and Nick sticking it out for me was shattered into millions of tiny pieces. Jess and Nick finally officially announced their separation. They told Us Weekly, "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways, This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time" Even though they tried to deny, deny deny after Us Weekly broke the story over a month ago, it seems as though the magazine had it right all along. Jess and Nick will no longer be America's favorite Newlyweds :(

Despite my rants and raves and complaints and pleading, it doesn't look like I will be seeing a Lachey spawn anytime soon, but I have to say I can't say that Nick shouldn't have seen this coming. Jess never took his name and there were constant reports of the 98 degree hottie talking to many a woman over the course of their three year marriage. In fact one report even said that POSSIBLY this break up could be caused by a potential "threesome" that might have occurred between Nick, a porn star and another girl during a bachelor party....I know that wouldn't make me too happy of a bride! (These pictures don't help his case for "innocence" either!)

NOOOOOOT Jessica!

Picture Perfect

Is Sean high...Or does he want to go back into the womb where he wasn't able to yet see his dysfunctional family!

Books+Laguna Beach+LC+Talan....

Which One of These Things Does Not Belong?

Strangely enough, they all belong. I know, I know, how could books and Laguna Beach be related? Apparently there is a book out now called, "Laguna Beach, The Real OC Life Inside The Bubble". Now I am not too sure who wrote it, but I can almost assure you that it wasn't either LC nor Talan, yet somehow they were on hand at the book signing. I almost want to run out right now and buy the book, if not for the fear that I might become a little dimmer from reading it! (But if anyone does buy it I wont object to borrowing it!) Anyways, here are some pictures from the book signing with LC and Talan, and one DIE HARD fan! I love Laguna and all the drama that surrounds them, maybe the book can offer me some more insight into the lives of the rich high school kids that without MTV I would know nothing about! (Or maybe I can find out some info on the Kim/Talan romance!!!)

TALAN IS A TOOL!

Okay, so there are a number of reasons as to why this statement is true.


Number 1. He is friends with Ryan Cabrera

Number 2. He dated Kim Stewart

Number 3. He is ENGAGED to Kim Stewart

Number 4. He thinks he can sing (and is sadly mistaken) and is in the midst of making an album.

aaaand....

Number 5. His very own website! 'Nough said!

How to Have a LOOOONG and Successful Relationship!

Step 1. Have your new boyfriend meet you best friend in a dark, shady ally....

Looks like these two (jen and vince) are DEFINITELY on their way to a functional relationship!

Oh You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me...

Someone give me Kevin Federline's number so I can let him know that he is (although contrary to his belief) NOT IN FACT STREET! Oh Britney, how did you go from this:


To this?!!!!!

ok...so OHNOTHEY DIDN'T definitly proved my Fergie point a lot better....compare these pictures with the one from the XBOX 360 party. (if you click on the picture you can see it better)

OH MY GOD THERE THEY ARE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! Please don't let this be true!!


I spy her stupid ring...Which by the way....WHO THE HELL PAID FOR? He JUST got out of high school I doubt he could buy a 5 carrot diamond ring...And where or where did they meet? Was there a convention for useless people that I missed pictures for?!

Fergie...Not So Fugly

Ok...I don't care what ANYONE says...But after I saw the video for "My Humps" came out I decided that Fergie HAD to have done something to her face because she actually looked really good. I know that's not the nicest thing to say seeing as I originally thought she looked a little gnome-like, but at least now I think she is prettier. But now I found a picture of her from the XBOX 360 party and there is NO DOUBT in my mind that this girl had to have had some work done on her. (or she just figured out what make-up works for her?) And if she did, good for her, she now looks like she deserves to be with Josh Duhamel

Before

Now

Ok...Ok...So I couldn't find a TERRIBLE picture of her...But don't pretend like you never thought it about her...And DON'T pretend that she doesn't look fantastic now!

Kristen Dunst and Leo DiCaprio??

Now this I just can't find myself to believe!! According to Female First Kristen and Leo have been seen together recently being more than friendly with each other. Okay...We heard the rumors of the Gisele Leo break-up, and we also heard rumors of the Kristen-Jake break up so technically this new-found friendship SHOULD make sense. However, I am putting some logic back into this equation: Gisele and Leo supposedly broke up because Leo was seen flirting with Sienna right? So he goes to Kristen afterwards? I might be a little biased because I don't get the big "Kristen Dunst" deal...But I'm still thinking that this relationship does not make sense, and therefore this rumor cannot be true.

But I'm just a gossiper, so I do my job and still bring the gossip to you! :)

That's...Not so hot!

I was right! I knew something was a little off with Paris' new pet and I KNEW that it couldn't be legal for her to have that monkey! Well, turns out Baby Luv isn't actually a monkey, it is actually a kinkajou. A kinkajou is an exotic animal from the forests of Belize. He is no ordinary monkey either, he is part kangaroo part monkey and is ILLEGAL to have as a pet! The California Department of Fish and Game sent her a letter informing Paris that she either has to hand over Baby Luv to an animal sanctuary or else it may be put to sleep!

Paris...Give it to a sanctuary, is a fashion accessory REALLY worth a life?! Paris' decision to get an illegal, exotic pet...Not so hot!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Please let this just be a joke...A publicity stunt or at least tell me that Talan was in the wrong place at the wrong time!!!! Kim Stewart and Talan from Laguna ENGAGED?! First off...He is 19!!!! The two have been supposedly dating for 2 months and have been having a "really good time". Last time I checked "a really good time" did NOT constitute getting engaged!!

He was in love with Taylor...And hooking up with Kristen and almost EVERY GIRL in Laguna wanted him...So why, oh WHY is he engaged to Kim Stewart?!!!!! (Maybe she is really nice, but honestly, 2 months?!!)

Talan is in the middle of recording his "album" and if anyone saw the episode of Laguna in which Talan sang..Maybe he should chose surfing as a job instead. Kim is in the middle of...Well riding the carpet of fame from the coat-tails of all of her famous friends. The two should make a lively pair if this relationship is legit, because they are both famous for having NO TALENT!!!!

What Comes Around Goes Around

Paris has been DUMPED! Apparently her shipping heir beau Stavros Niarchos decided that she was just WAY to high maintenance for her. He said that the drama was just getting to be a little too much for her to handle and he needed some time for himself. He told her, "I need time to reflect. I should have been home today studying, instead I am here paying $100,000 worth of bills."

Awwww...poooooor Paris...Serves her right!

A Very Trusted TRL Source Says:

L.C. and Stephen's publicists requested that the two be put in seperate rooms while waiting to be on TRL last night. Apparently the two do NOT get along...so much that they had to be placed in seperate green rooms. What on earth do you think would happen if they were in the room together?? As Kristen would say, "Drama...I love it!!"

They Are SOOOO Still Together

Nick Lachey took Jessica's dog Daisy to the Vet....Proving that Jessica and Nick are still together. Why does that prove that Jess and Nick are still together? Well a couple of reasons. One...No guy is going to take his x-wife's dog to the vet and two...Nick didn't really like Daisy so much so I wouldn't be placing any bets that he got the dog in the divorce settlement...Hence they are still together! ...I hope!

Lets All Stop For a Moment and Thank Mom

Tara Reid's mom that is! Thanks to Tara Reid's mom we didn't have to see Tara get obliterated and make a fool out of herself during her 30th birthday party. All I have to say is...BOOOOOOO I really wanted to see what ridiculous thing she could have done this time. By the way....Taradise has been canceled, so how come we are even worried about her in the least bit?! (she does do sober well though)

Paris Gets Attacked By A Monkey

How fake does that headline sound? It's like one of those make you own headline games where you put together random words and make a funny headline....But alas...It' true! In case you didn't know, Paris has acquired yet another pet (this comes after her newest addition, her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos) a monkey which she has named "Baby Luv". I am pretty sure that last I checked it was illegal to have a pet monkey, but I guess when you have enough money anything is possible.

While shopping for lingerie at Agent Provocateur her monkey went CRAZY and started to claw at her face and bite her. Never fear though, she pulled through "Paris Style" and instead of finding out what could be bothering her pet monkey she instead tied him to a cabinet so that she would be able to continue shopping in peace.

First off...Who has a monkey? And Second off...Who lets Paris Hilton have a monkey?? Or any pet for that matter...Someone PLEASE alert PETA, the girl has a virtual zoo that I am sure she doesn't take care of (just in case you didn't remember...She has I think three dogs, a ferrert...And now a freaking monkey..That's not sanitary, she is like the "cat-lady" of high fashion!)

Lindsay Lohan...ALREADY ENGAGED????

Could it be that Lindsay read my post about how she was thinking of getting engaged and decided, "Well Beth knows about it, maybe I should just go ahead and get engaged!"?????

Probably not...It's probably more along the lines of, she REALLY REALLY wanted to stick it to Paris and went ahead and got herself a man and a ring right quick! (By the way...remember when they were friends?? What exactly happened to turn Linds on Paris...oh and as for being mad at Paris for her dating Mary-Kate's x...is she NOT dating...and possibly now ENGAGED to Ashley's ex??!! Hipocrit!)

Well...regarless she was on TRL the other day sporting a pretty big ring on her left ring finger and we girls know what that means...ding dong ding dong...I hear wedding bells (or a messy break up, or a divorce, or an annulment, which ever comes first!) Lindsay is such a devil! I want her to come out with the news already instead of teasing us!!

Source (Gawker)

Even though I have been less than great about updating my website...I know two guys who are great about it! Check out this amazingly funny post about a newly found breed of Jewish boys. My friend Ben breaks it down for us, letting us know that Jewish boys will soon be taking over yet another entertainment conglomerate...Football! Happy Reading! Soon my posting will go back to normal, please bear with me! :)

My mother always told me to marry a nice jewish boy...he's going to be making a lot of money...hmmmm ;)

Arrrrrre You Kidding Me?!

(no this isn't a picture of "the others" from lost!)

Some people will go to any extent to promote their upcoming movie, but really have REAL pirates attack a cruise ship?? Really Gore Verbinski control yourself!

Okay...This WAS NOT a publicity stunt, although it would be a pretty cool one if it were, but apparently there are actual pirates that still exist. I know crazy right? Oh, don't even pretend like you knew that, it is just as shocking to you as it was to me when I read this article. While off the coast of East Africa pirates attacked a cruise liner with Pirates fired a rocket-propelled grenade and machine guns. (There aren't your standard fighting with swords run of the mill pirates.) The cruise ship was able to get away, but not without a few scratches and I'm sure more than a few unhappy customers as well.

I bet I know some people that WONT be going to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest!

Lindsay to Soon be Wed??

Lindsay and Jared Leto have finally come out with their relationship. Not that they were following anyone or anything, but the two have been "secretly dating" for months. According to friends Lindsay would love to run away with Jared and get married to shock everyone. She might be shocking Jared though since he doesn't strike me as the "settle down and get married now" type of guy. He has been romantically linked in the past to some other Hollywood hotties including, Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson and Ashley Olsen.

However, although Lindsay has deemed Jared the "love of her life" she might not be interested in the spur of the moment marriage for all the right reasons. A friend of Lindsay's told MSNBC, "She's angry at Paris for hooking up with Mary-Kate Olsen's ex, Stavros Niarchos. Catching a husband would be a poke in Paris' eye."

Ooooooo Lindsay you are soooooomischievousious!!

KIDZ BOP!

Just in case you need a smile today like I do, check out this kid. He is from one of the Kidz Bop commericials and as soon as the music starts he gets REALLY amped! I love this kid he makes me happy! Enjoy!!

A Younger, Funnier Generation

Think you had the best Halloween costume when you were younger? I GUARANTEE that it wasn't as funny as this costume was. I mean, my Murky Dismal costume/mask with plastic smock was pretty cool and all, but it was nothing compared to this! Maybe if they ever decide to do a Napoleon Dynamite 2 and they flash back to when Pedro and Napoleon were younger they can get these two to play them!

What Do Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, My Mom and I have in Common?

We all went to the beach this weekend! But, unfortunately...Not together!

Jen and Vince look so cute together! I really hope they are together...And once again on "ring-necklace watch" It looks like a negative! Show me that ring Jen!!!

Talan...Talan...Talan

Talan shocked me last week on Laguna Beach: The Real OC in his attempt to sing, but now this outfit is really topping it! And how come Ryan and Talan are such good friends?? I mean he even pranked him on Z100's Phone Taps...Weird! Anyways, enjoy the ridiculousness!

Who is This Celebrity??

Believe it or not...It's Kate Moss. She is looking a little rough, but I'm not gonna lie she looks a little bit like Gwyneth Paltrow here...(but ugly!)

Is There Anything Cuter Than Jake Gyllenhaal??

Well...Nothing human, BUT his new puppy is pretty freaking cute! I would take either any day!

Taking it Back to College Again

So I started missing college and all the drunken debauchery, and then Ashlee Simpson brought me back to the good old days! Maybe Ashlee should consider going to NYU with Lindsay and they can make up and be friends and get drunk together. College drunkenness is MUCH more acceptable than Hollywood drunkenness, so it would be doing both of their reps a favor!


Drunk Ashlee for your enjoyment!

Lindsay Goes to College

...maybe. Lindsay Lohan is considering taking some time off from her WONDERFUL music career and her SERIOUS acting career and going to college. Where does she want to go? None other than NYU to follow in the steps of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Lindsay told the post, "I would go to NYU. I'm a New York girl, and it's easy to get to London and LA from here."

Um...Lindsay...Who says you are going to get into NYU??

Justin and Trace on TRL right before my friends met him!

Wondering Who Trace Ayala is?

Well...he is Justin Timberlake's best friend forever, personal assistant and also his business partner. Justin and Trace just yesterday launched their new clothing line, "William Rast" at Bloomingdales. They also were on TRL and The Today Show as well. But even more exciting my two friends met non other than Justin Timberlake last night as he walked out of TRL with his HUGE entourage of people. When he walked by he looked at my friends and said, "I usually don't walk around with all of these people" refering to his obscenely large posse!

Who is Trace though? Well not only is he linked to Justin Timberlake, but he is also linked to another Hollywood hottie Elisha Cuthbert. The two announced their engagment in June of 2004. Must be nice to ride the coat tails of your famous friends!