How Come You Can Never Web When You Need To?!

I am more than slightly amused at the fact that Christian Slater just seems to get more and more dumb as the months go by. As if it wasn't bad enough that he couldn't figure out on his own that it ISN'T okay to slap a woman's butt...That you don't know...This time he has topped himself.

To get a bird's eye view of Paris Hilton's party Christian Slater decided to take notes from Spiderman and climb to the top of a roof...Unfortunately he isn't Spiderman and he couldn't web himself out of this situation so instead, he fell!