Paris Gets Attacked By A Monkey

How fake does that headline sound? It's like one of those make you own headline games where you put together random words and make a funny headline....But alas...It' true! In case you didn't know, Paris has acquired yet another pet (this comes after her newest addition, her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos) a monkey which she has named "Baby Luv". I am pretty sure that last I checked it was illegal to have a pet monkey, but I guess when you have enough money anything is possible.

While shopping for lingerie at Agent Provocateur her monkey went CRAZY and started to claw at her face and bite her. Never fear though, she pulled through "Paris Style" and instead of finding out what could be bothering her pet monkey she instead tied him to a cabinet so that she would be able to continue shopping in peace.

First off...Who has a monkey? And Second off...Who lets Paris Hilton have a monkey?? Or any pet for that matter...Someone PLEASE alert PETA, the girl has a virtual zoo that I am sure she doesn't take care of (just in case you didn't remember...She has I think three dogs, a ferrert...And now a freaking monkey..That's not sanitary, she is like the "cat-lady" of high fashion!)