My Hope Shattered with the Small Simple Sound of an Incoming Text Message

At 11:00pm last night all hope of Jessica and Nick sticking it out for me was shattered into millions of tiny pieces. Jess and Nick finally officially announced their separation. They told Us Weekly, "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways, This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time" Even though they tried to deny, deny deny after Us Weekly broke the story over a month ago, it seems as though the magazine had it right all along. Jess and Nick will no longer be America's favorite Newlyweds :(

Despite my rants and raves and complaints and pleading, it doesn't look like I will be seeing a Lachey spawn anytime soon, but I have to say I can't say that Nick shouldn't have seen this coming. Jess never took his name and there were constant reports of the 98 degree hottie talking to many a woman over the course of their three year marriage. In fact one report even said that POSSIBLY this break up could be caused by a potential "threesome" that might have occurred between Nick, a porn star and another girl during a bachelor party....I know that wouldn't make me too happy of a bride! (These pictures don't help his case for "innocence" either!)

NOOOOOOT Jessica!