Britney to be the New Anna Nicole??

No she isn't planning on leaving Kevin for an 80 year old man who will likely die soon and take all of his money. (although it wouldn't be a bad idea) No instead she is being contacted by many major weight loss companies to be their new spokesmodel. According to the National Ledger though, it doesn't look as though we will see Britney rolling around in the sand slurring her words with a new and improved body. She has reportedly turned down all offers to be in such ads because she is not comfortable with with her new weight that she has put on. And as I told you earlier, neither is Kevin, and he has not listened to my threats and has continued to call Britney not the nicest of names including "fat-ass" and "big mama". In retaliation I think Britney should call him out for what he really is a gold digging dumb-ass white trash player wannabe, dump his ass, lose her baby weight, and live life as a hot single mom as men and boys alike all over the world go back to drooling over the blone beauties body!