Well...It Was a Shotgun Shower...

We didn't get to see a shotgun wedding between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (although now that she has shown us her trashtastic side I'm sure we are all surprised they got married before they got pregnant) but we did get to see a shotgun shower. What more do Brit and Kev need to make us think they are Totally Trailer Ready?

Well....We have Kev with his incessant need to wear socks AND sandals...That always helps.

However, at least he wears shoes, cause we can always marvel at the fact that Britney doesn't seem to see a point

Then we have Brit on her wonderful diet of cheetos and starbucks (I'm sure that's good for the baby)

What else do we need? How about a shotgun? Well we came pretty close this weekend when a member of the paparazzi was shot by a BB gun while trying to photograph a baby shower that Brit attended. No word yet as to who actually shot the paparazzi, but my money is going on Kevin or someone in his family...Who has a BB gun?! Stay tuned I'm sure we can find a few more reasons in the near future to buy these two a double wide.