Who Would Make the BEST Next President??

How about Christopher Walken? The site is a hoax, but it had me questioning myself for a little, but really I thought about it and I think someone needs to contact Walken about this proposition. I think he would make a great president and I will tell you why, lets take the movie "Sleepy Hollow" as an example. In this movie and in many other movies he is in, he leaves the audience with either one of two feelings, the first: uneasiness, you just aren't quite sure why you feel something is wrong, but you just know something about his actions scare you a little. This alone would probably keep us out of any war with another country, they would just be too scared to test him. Aaaand, if they weren't intimidated we could always show them the pictures of him in Sleepy Hollow and I'm sure they would leave us alone then! Hell, Osama wouldn't mess with those teeth!

The other feeling I am left with many times after his movies is joy. He definitely plays extremes, he is either sketchy/scary or hilarious (cow bell skit anyone?!) . This is a great quality to have because he would always keep the moral of the Americans up with his humor.

So in conclusion, I think someone should contact Walken and tell him that maybe he should seriously consider running for president, it would be a great move. Plus, he is articulate...AND he can read!!