Colin, Colin, Colin....

(Remember when he looked that hot??) What can I say...He has kinda gained some weight, looks kind of like he never showers, and his hair is WAY too long now (and then there was that model picture...See below)...He MIGHT have lost some sex appeal. What to do what to do? I got it...A SEX TAPE!

WRONG! Colin is actually very upset that his x-girlfriend is planning on releasing the tape. He is going sue her saying that the tape they made 2 years ago is, "private and confidential. He also said that the tape will harm his reputation. " hmmm...Harming his reputation you say? What on earth could be on this tape???? (could it maybe confirm some...Ahem ahem...gay rumors..Cough..Cough...)

<------What the hell?!