It's been a long strange trip....

It's a nice little day in London/Australia/Star-world...Everyone is coupled up and happy....Jude has yet to cheat on Sienna...Orlando is proposing to Kate....X-s are staying their distance....Everything was fine in Star-world...That is until the fateful day when Jude made all of Hollywood come CRASHING down around us.

First....Jude cheats on Sienna with Daisy the Nanny (BAAAAAD MOOOOOVE)

Then....Sienna is sad/mad....And takes her engagement ring off to boot!

Jude's not too happy either... (Dumbass! I don't feel bad!)

Then Sienna runs into the arms of this guy....Who is he?? (Matther Williamson)

Then Sienna runs into the arms of her x...Orlando Bloom (who WAS proposing to Kate Bosworth not too long before Jude messed up the harmony of Star-world!!)

As a result....Kate Bosworth goes running back into the arms of her Australian model x-boyfriend Lundi Shackelton.

And lets top off this relationship square (or a rhombus) with a little Sean Penn for dessert...As Sienna was seen having dinner with him the other night......That girl is the epitome of REBOUND....But hey....She deserves to lash out now!

So in Conclusion....Jude...You are single handily taking down English Hollywood and all of their relationships! Good job jerk!