Simpson Stories

Courtesy of Z100 I was thrown into the thick of things when regarding the Simpsons. No...not the cartoons...the Simpson family consisting of Jess, Ash and Joe.

What is the best present to by papa Joe Simpson? Well...it was rumored that Jess had gotten him a gift certificate for Botox. Joe refuted these rumors and then said that if he could get any gift he would like to actually get a tummy tuck instead...Have you seen the man? Not a wrinkle on his face...Somewhat...I'm sure he already had botox.

What would make Joe happier than talking trash about Lindsay Lohan and being able to legally marry Jess? New music artists to meddle in their lives of course! So he has acquired a new boyband 'Barefoot'. No these boys aren't his "real children" but I am sure he will treat them as if they were his own "bought" children! Stay tuned...I'm sure one of them will steal JessMcCartney's girlfriend and then Joe will have to slam Jessie in the press!

What rumors (slash) fights will Joe start today? Well...That's a very good question...Joe told Z100 that one of Ashlee's new songs on her new totally awesome CD (droppingng in October) is about non other than Mean Teen Queen Lindsay Lohan. Joe said, "there is a song called 'Didn't steal your boyfriend' Ashlee wrote the song for Lindsey Lohan about Wilmer Valderrama." (I believe you Ash...I mean there was like a year in between you two..how could "steal" him? I got your back Ash!)

There is also a song on her new CD about Ruffled Head Ryan Cabrera called 'Goodbye'. Really though, the fact that her father managed Ryan..and probably set up their relationship...kinda creepy, she is better off alone! (hahah that's a song from her first CD!)

Also included on the CD is a song about her SNL catastrophe called 'Who's gonna catch me when I fall' and stay tuned because it has been rumored that Ashlee may appear on the season premiere of SNL this fall. It's only fitting We...we went out with Lohan and will go in with Ash...Out with the old..in with the new!