Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Countdown To Real World t-1 hour and 40 Minutes

Each season this show gets more and more predictable. The slutty girls get slutier, the meatheads get meatier, the outsiders become even more alienated, the drinks get stronger and it seems as though the bars stay open 24-7 since the cast members seem to spend more and more time there as the seasons go on.

This season does NOT disappoint. Melinda is the sluty girl who at first seemed really cool until her "friendliness" started to seem a little more just like she was whoring herself out. Rachel...surprisingly is almost just as bad as Melinda, although it seems as though (SHOCKER) she may not ACTUALLY like that and might just be playing it up for the camera.

Johanna I LOVE...even when she is being a bit psychotic at the bars and making up wild stories about alleged men trying to beat up Nehemiah. Too bad SHE was the alleged "man". But all and all without the alcohol she is a pretty cool girl. While we are talking about Nehemiah, lets just state for the record, he is the ONLY sane one in the house, well not the only one Lacey is sane too, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she will have some sort of breakdown soon seeing as she is NOT cool with being the "mom figure".

Wes...If you want to know about Wes please refer to Abe from Road Rules as Wes seems to be a little carbon copy of him...wouldn't I just LOVE to see them locked in a room together.

Danny...pooooor Danny, first he gets his face bashed in...Then he has to have surgery and now his "girlfriend" will show her truly slutty colors?! Poor little Boston Danny. He just has NO luck, huh? More on that later when I get to ACTUALLY watch the affair in less than an hour and a half! (He hits some more bad luck too, but I wont ruin it for you as it was ruined for me!)

The one different thing about this season, the premiere DIDN'T suck! It could have been the best hour on summer television that I have ever seen in my life to be quite honest. If the premiere is any sort of indication on how good this season is going to be...I think we are in for a WILD ride!

While you wait...Check out who gets arrested on this season, because can a season after Brad really go by without at least some police interference?

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