Newlyweds...Or Newlydivorcites?

The last few months we have heard reports of Nick Lachey and Jessica Lachey...Uh...I mean Jessica Simpson... Impending divorce. Then we have heard reports that this wasn't in fact true. Then my favorite gossiper "Perez Hilton" posted this:

"Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville are going public. Johnny is leaving
his wife, Simpson is filing for divorce - they are shopping the exclusive story
to the weeklies under Joe Simpson's direction. Her PR instinct is that the news
will break in next week's weeklies to fuel some fire before the July 28th Dukes
of hazard premiere."

I also heard from a trusted source that the makeup artist for "The Dukes of Hazzard" movie said that Johnny Knoxville and Jessica were DEFINITELY sleeping together...But I really really really refuse to believe all the countless evidence that keeps pouring in. Plus they were at the ESPY awards together this Saturday...And that HAS to mean something right?!!

Say it aint so Jess...say it aint so....and please...take Nick's last name already!