How Could I Claim to be a Celebrity Gossip Blog if I Didn't Tell You the Oscar Noms!

So without further ado:

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Philip Seymour Hoffman - CAPOTE
Terrence Howard - HUSTLE & FLOW
Heath Ledger - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Joaquin Phoenix - WALK THE LINE
David Strathairn - GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
George Clooney - SYRIANA
Matt Dillon - CRASH
Paul Giamatti - CINDERELLA MAN
Jake Gyllenhaal - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
William Hurt - A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Judi Dench - MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS
Felicity Huffman - TRANSAMERICA
Keira Knightley - PRIDE & PREJUDICE
Charlize Theron - NORTH COUNTRY
Reese Witherspoon - WALK THE LINE

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams - JUNEBUG
Catherine Keener - CAPOTE
Frances McDormand - NORTH COUNTRY
Rachel Weisz - THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Michelle Williams - BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM OF THE YEAR
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE
TIM BURTON'S CORPSE BRIDE
WALLACE & GROMIT IN THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT

ACHIEVEMENT IN ART DIRECTION
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
PRIDE & PREJUDICE

ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMATOGRAPHY
BATMAN BEGINS
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
THE NEW WORLD

ACHIEVEMENT IN COSTUME DESIGN
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS
PRIDE & PREJUDICE
WALK THE LINE

ACHIEVEMENT IN DIRECTING
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
CRASH
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MUNICH

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURED
ARWIN'S NIGHTMARE
ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS
MURDERBALL
STREET FIGHT

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT
THE DEATH OF KEVIN CARTER: CASUALTY OF THE BANG BANG CLUB
GOD SLEEPS IN RWANDA
THE MUSHROOM CLUB
A NOTE OF TRIUMPH: THE GOLDEN AGE OF NORMAN CORWIN

ACHIEVEMENT IN FILM EDITING
CINDERELLA MAN
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
CRASH
MUNICHWALK THE LINE

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM OF THE YEAR
DON'T TELL
JOYEUX NOèL
PARADISE NOW
SOPHIE SCHOLL - THE FINAL DAYS
TSOTSI

ACHIEVEMENT IN MAKEUP
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
CINDERELLA MAN
STAR WARS: EPISODE III REVENGE OF THE SITH

ACHIEVEMENT IN MUSIC WRITTEN FOR MOTION PICTURES(ORIGINAL SCORE)
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
MUNICH
PRIDE & PREJUDICE

ACHIEVEMENT IN MUSIC WRITTEN FOR MOTION PICTURES(ORIGINAL SONG)
"In the Deep" - CRASH
"It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" - HUSTLE & FLOW
"Travelin' Thru" - TRANSAMERICA

BEST MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
CRASH
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MUNICH

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
BADGERED
THE MOON AND THE SON: AN IMAGINED CONVERSATION
THE MYSTERIOUS GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORATIONS OF JASPER MORELLO
9
ONE MAN BAND

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
AUSREISSER (THE RUNAWAY)
CASHBACK
THE LAST FARM
OUR TIME IS UP
SIX SHOOTER

ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUND EDITING
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
WAR OF THE WORLDS

ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUND MIXING
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
WALK THE LINE
WAR OF THE WORLDS

ACHIEVEMENT IN VISUAL EFFECTS
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
KING KONG
WAR OF THE WORLDS

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
MUNICH

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
CRASH
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
MATCH POINT
THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
SYRIANA

Oh Michael...This One's For You!

Although I feel slightly guilty about inhibiting my friend's pedophile-ish obsession with Jo Jo, I'm going to do it anyway. My friendship towards him far out weighs any legal action that might be taken against him if he decides to pursue the relationship with her. Hey, what can I say, I like to please my people.

So without further ado, Mike, I give you the Promo Pics from JoJo's new movie AQUAMARINE.

Hollywood 2037... How very scary and probably true is this?! :)









Thanks Ilana!

Jake is cute...but HOW MUCH CUTER is that little doggie of his! I want one!!!!

Everyone is a Fan of Chuck Norris...

...Even Hooters!

Awwwww...The Lovebirds Hold Hands!

But wait! Doesn't it look as though this might be unwanted touching for Brad Pitt.

I'm no body language expert and I'm certainly no relationship expert, but any idiot could see this. I'm pretty sure that the lax hand "body language" that Brad is giving off is saying, "No Angelina, I will father your illegitimate child, but I DON'T want to hold your hand"

But Angelina is the one that wears the pants in this relationship and victory prevailed. Nice job Ang! This is one small step for you, one giant leap for controlling women everywhere!

Pink Pulls Out All The Stops

In her new video Pink makes fun of almost every girl in the public eye right now! Its pretty funny here are a couple of the stills from her video.

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With all the shows that have been getting canceled like:

Emily's Reasons Why Not
West Wing
Book of Daniel
Malcom in the Middle
That 70's Show
and
Arrested Development

How on EARTH did Tyra Banks' talk show get picked up for another season?? The world of cancellations is such a mystery to me!

Oh my goodness...How FREAKING cute is this little boy!!!!!

He is what? About four years old...And he is still being carried by Ang and Brad? Okay here is my theory. Ang continues to carry Maddox even though he is totally capable of walking because she is aware how INSANELY cute he is and is worried that if he walks it would be easier for someone to snatch him up. Hey if my kid was that cute, and I had enough money where people would profit from kidnapping my kid I would carry him 'till he was 18!


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I have yet to see ANYONE that looks good in Uggs. I mean they look fine and all but no one ever looks good, they look a little dumpy and short-legged. Buuuut not Rebecca Romijin she somehow made these boots make her legs look fabulous. Not Fair!

Someone Call the Incredibles!

Apparently Syndrome is a fan of American Idol and was on hand for auditions last night. Simon even had the audacity to call him a girl! Doesn't Simon know that he is just going to come back tonight, kidnap him and take him to Nomanisan Island. Jeez Simon, watch what you say! It isn't a good picture but I swear this guy looks JUST like Syndrome!

Jess Still Auditioning for Promising Rolls!

Jessica might be sticking out in the love world, but it looks like she still is developing a promising film career, here we see her auditioning for There's Something About Mary's Sister where she will portray Marys sister (Cameron Diaz) from the famed There's Something About Mary.

Oh shoot...I was wrong, that's just the way her hair looks! This is actually a picture of Jessica leaving Mr. Chow with sis Ashlee.

Recycling is Fun!

It's always a great idea to recycle. One way unique way that we have all learned about is using newspaper as wrapping paper for presents. The best kind to use is either the funny pages (because of all the colors). Charlize Theron took this theme and ran with it when she made her dress for the North Country Premiere in Sydney out of what looks like the NYTimes business section. Good going Charlize, it's fun to recycle!

George Bush Doesn't Like Black People and Apparently Kayne West is Jesus!

He doesn't like to be called Kane, but he apparently wouldn't mind if you called him Jesus! Hmmmm...That's a bold statement there Kayne! I get it Kayne, you're great and you think that you are great and you have no problem telling people that. I get it I get it, but Jesus and Muhammad Ali?! You know what I'll give you Ali, you are a fighter, but Jesus... Once again a great and bold statement made by Kayne, keep 'em coming I love the way you make me laugh! :)

I Spy with My Little Eye...

A little peek of a girl named Violet! I asked and now I have received. Thanks to Just Jared, again, I have seen what is the smallest glimpse of Jen and Ben's new baby girl. I doubt we will be seeing any more pictures of the little one anytime soon Jen and Ben seem to do a good job of keeping things under wraps...Almost like they are...GASP...Normal people!!!! She looks cute...I think I can't REALLY see her, but I KNOW she has got to be cute! :) (she is fully crying by the way!)

Nanny McPhee

......Won't be visiting the Jolie-Pitt residence anytime soon. It looks as though Brad Pitt will not be spending time with his nanny a la Jude Law Style anytime soon. Angelina claims that she will never have her children taken care of by a nanny. Now, whether this is because she wants to be a real parent or whether she just doesn't trust Brad with a little hottie on premises, is not clear, but we do know that Brad will never even get a chance to sleep with his nanny. (Sorry girls, you can stop sending your resumes in now, trust me I already recalled my 5 emails to the couple seeing as now it only makes me look desperate...Not assertive!) According to Just Jared Jolie said, "I won't get a nanny to do all the hard work" .

Well...Too bad for that career change move...hmmm...Maybe Ben and Jen need a nanny :)

What's Worse Than Being Famous For Doing ABSOLUTELY Nothing?

Being seen with someone who is famous for running over a guy with her SUV. This is just a priceless picture. Jason who was made famous on Laguna Beach by doing nothing, but being a jerk to Jessica and Alex M. (And P.S. he didn't even graduate from high school) and Lizzie Grubman , who for some reason thinks that she is hot shit and that its ok to run her car into 16 people while intoxicated! But really, the more delusional part of that statement is that she thinks she is hot! Enjoy and revel in the ridiculousness of reality TV celebrities!!!

Hey MTV come tape me, I'm exciting and as opposed to more than half of the reality TV celebs...I HAVE A JOB!

THEY DOOOOO EXIST!

Looks like Jen and Ben have come out of hiding. It also looks as though Jen's body is coming back out of hiding too! Ben...Maybe he should go back into hiding, it doesn't look as though fatherhood is agreeing with Ben's looks. Oh well I bet he is a good father though! I hope I get to see the little girl soon!!

Are They Dun-Zo???

It appears so. Apparently Jude and Sienna have split for good this time. Not only have they split for good, but Jude is apparently pushed his luck by telling Sienna that he will be moving back in with his x-wife Saddie Frost and kids while he is filming a new movie in LA. Sienna was reportedly not too thrilled that her man was jumping right in to playing house. I feel bad for her, but maybe I shouldn't feel bad since this break-up comes after rumors that Sienna had the hots for her Factory Co-Star Hayden Christensen and ended things with Jude to pursue the younger cutie. Now, I'm not sure broke up with who first and who ran to another first, but what I do know is that these two are DUN-ZO!

Kate Kisses Jack, Kate Kisses Sawyer...Kate Gets Engaged to Charlie?

Oh...Wait no, that's not part of the show it part of reality. Sorry my life is so immersed in television I'm beginning to have a hard time telling the difference between reality and TV. Anyways, back to the story. Reportedly Dominic Monaghan was seen shopping for engagement rings while out and about in Hawaii, and then in December over the holidays supposedly got engaged to the sexy shipwrecked star Evangeline Lilly. Who would have thought that the hobit would have gotten the popular girl?

Now...Bring me the onslaught of engagement rings pictures please I'm DYING to see it!

Free Stuff!!!!!!

...For everyone that is rich enough to pay for it themselves. I understand why the companies do it they want famous people to wear their products so real people like you and me can waste all of our savings so that we can look as rich as they are. But, what I wont ever understand is why this is fair? I like Sevens, Citizens, Miss Sixty, and basically anything else denim...oh and I'm a HUGE shoe junky as well! I'm willing to wear them and have my friends take pictures of me wearing them while I am looking FAB-U-LOUS...Can I have some free stuff? I mean, 100 hits a day, aren't I a quasi celebrity yet?! Someone want to help make me one?! :)

Check out Paris getting some free dubs, for being, well a promiscuous daughter of someone who is famous...Right...grrreeeeeaaaaaaat accomplishment!

Nick is a Regular Casanova

Nick Lachey apparently is trying to woo his woman back, but his attempts might be futile. Contrary to other popular reports that Nick is well on his way to look for a new woman (he wants a Jessica Alba look-a-like that has 10 or less sexual partners AND appreciates his singing career...Um, good luck Nick) according to The National Inquirer he is still in hot pursuit of his hottie wife Jessica. Nick has reportedly been seen singing to Jess a la Romeo and Juliet style underneath her window, unfortunately the blond beauty did not come out for her part of the balcony scene.

Luckily the next week he had a little more success when the two were seen in her family's gated community hugging. Hmmm...Do I believe the National Inquirer? Well due to the fact that my life has been an emotional wreck (Ilana I know you know what I mean!) since the two split I'm going against my better judgment on this one and I'm going to pretend as though the Inquirer is a reliable source! THERE IS HOPE IN HOLLYWOOD!!! :)

Bored at Work? Need Something to Read AFTER You Read So Tres Fetch??

While looking for some hard hitting gossip on the net I came across an extremely interesting blog. The author M.P. is a yellow cab driver in NYC and writes about all of her daily encounters with people she picks up. It pretty interesting as well as extremely funny. He writing style is very comical and the stories can carry themselves. One you finish reading So Tres Fetch for the day I recommend going to her blog, New York Hack, it's well worth the read!

I never thought of how interesting a life as a cab driver must be, you get to see new and interesting people every couple of hours, Hey, M.P. you should SO write a book...And if you ever need a Ghost Writer, I'm here for you girl!

I Might Need New Glasses...

'Cause I'm pretty sure that I have seen this dress not once, not twice, but now THREE times? Chanel really needs to explain this and someone really needs to get fired. Hey Chanel, how about hiring me, I would NEVER lie to a client and tell her that she is getting a "unique vintage dress" NOR would I allow mistakes like this to happen! I'll send you my resume because clearly your people do not have their finger on the celebrity fashion pulse. (source)

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Not only will Angelina be having Brad Pitt's child, but it looks like she will have two for the price of one. According to Bang Media International the two are having twins as a result of fertility treatments that Angelina was receiving. So that's 4 children for them...When do u think they will cap off? At 12? 13? I've got nothing but time to wait and see :)

Two Things I Never Thought I Would See

1. Cacee Cobb looking BETTER than the beautiful Jessica Simpson


2. A picture that makes Jessica Simpson look even MORE ditsy then she did when she asked if Buffalo Wings were made of Buffalo.


Thanks to the CAA Pre-Golden Globe party I have now seen both!

Apparently Kristen Dunst's had Dresses ALL OVER the Globes

Natalie Portman looked amazing with her new short hair-do and her vintage Chanel dress, but GASP...Could Nat's vintage Chanel not have really been vintage either??

Crisis adverted! Although Natalie's dress looks quite familiar to any comic book fan, it isn't exactly the same. They are the same dress, but Natalie's was ACTUALLY vintage (unlike poor Reese) and Kristen only wore a ready to wear version of it in her blockbuster film Spiderman 2

Paris Wont Pose For Playboy
But Apparently She Doesn't Object to Table Dancing

Apparently according to Paris, Hugh Heffner has been DYING to have her in on of his magazine, but Paris says NO WAY! Why? Because she is Paris. No I'm not kidding that WAS her response. However, even though she finds it less than classy to grace the pages of Playboy nude, she does not object to Table Dancing, and quite provocatively too!

Hey Paris...That's NOT hot!

What's My Name!

Apparently Maddox and Zahara Jolie-Pitt. A judge today in LA approved the "name-change request" brought to them by Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt is in the process of legally adopting the two children and this was the first step in forming this happy family.

Hmm...I'm sure they could have just got married and then he could have legally adopted the kids, avoiding the name-changing trial, but...Maybe they have no intention of getting married...

Kevin Realizes He Can't Sing...Decides on a New Career Path

Kevin Federline has come to the realization that his music career isn't bringing in the bacon the way he thought it would be. (maybe because you are singing about PopoZao and no one understands you!) So he has decided that he would like to move in another direction in his quest to find a profitable job (i.e. not live off Spears). Kevin has decided that since he is always spotted at clubs with woman other than his wife and engaging in various vices like drinking, gambling and drugs...Why not turn a profit off of these activities that his wife ALMOST divorced him for?!

Ugh...Once again I must admit again, Kevin is really not very smart, but whatever what can you do? He asked Britney if she would talk to family friends, the Maloof family who own the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. He would like her to ask if he can open a night club at the hotel made famous by MTV'S Real World and also by Britney's frequent visits. Kevin is reminding me a little bit of a male Britney Gastineau..Not really serious about finding a job he is passionate about, but trying to pacify her mother and gain some press time all the while. Hmmm....Now that I think of it, he isn't reminding me a LITTLE BIT of Gastineau, but A LOT of Gastineau!

Well...Clearly this isn't a good idea since night clubs and Vegas almost broke up their marriage, but hey, it could be real fun to watch! :)

You're up at 6 at work at 6:30, work until 10:00 sometimes 11:00 at night. You need to shuttle equipment around, shuttle people around, go on food runs. You sit around...A lot. You make little money and you have no health insurance, no dental, no 401K, no benefits whatsoever, not to mention that your lunch break consists of a half hour where you are allowed to inhale your sandwich but you must continue working. The best part about it...you never know if in a month you will still have a job!! Sound like the job for you? Become a Production Assistant, it's the life.

However if you are Joe Macaluso this job could just be the best thing that ever happened to you! How on earth would this job description bring something good you ask? Well Joe Macaluso managed not only to get some good working experience out of his PA job, but he also picked up a celebrity fiance along the way. Joe and Brittany Murphy met on the set of her recent movie "Little Black Book" where he was working as a PA. How fitting that they met on the set of a movie based on dating...although, that really seems to be the "go to genre" for Brittany so maybe it isn't as ironic as it seems. The two apparently didn't start really feeling each other until a they were brought together in a typical "porn movie" setting when he came over to do some handy work for the beautiful Brittany. Brittany has been involved with many other men that she had worked with in the past, non of which resulted in marriage, so lets hope since Joe isn't famous this time her relationship will work out!

No One Can Hold This Man Down...

Ooooor...Maybe a neurotic woman can! Looks like there have been numerous rumors spinning about the gossip world that Teri Hatcher might have finally found herself a man in George Clooney! The two have been seen together not only at the "Good Night and Good Luck" premiere, but they were also recently spotted having a "maybe-date". The two are both sort of-denying the date Teri saying, "If I went on a date with George Clooney I would not be talking about it." George was just as illusive with his comment of, "it's a good rumor" and then further confusing us with, "She is my neighbor, though, and she's beautiful."

Hmmm...Are they...Aren't they? To be honest...I think it would be a great thing, for one I really would like to see George settle down 'cause he is PERFECT and secondly, Teri told us all, she needs to get laid! Lets stay tuned and hopefully if it is the case, she wont send his son away to another state like she did with Mike.