Paris Wont Pose For Playboy
But Apparently She Doesn't Object to Table Dancing

Apparently according to Paris, Hugh Heffner has been DYING to have her in on of his magazine, but Paris says NO WAY! Why? Because she is Paris. No I'm not kidding that WAS her response. However, even though she finds it less than classy to grace the pages of Playboy nude, she does not object to Table Dancing, and quite provocatively too!

Hey Paris...That's NOT hot!