Kevin Realizes He Can't Sing...Decides on a New Career Path

Kevin Federline has come to the realization that his music career isn't bringing in the bacon the way he thought it would be. (maybe because you are singing about PopoZao and no one understands you!) So he has decided that he would like to move in another direction in his quest to find a profitable job (i.e. not live off Spears). Kevin has decided that since he is always spotted at clubs with woman other than his wife and engaging in various vices like drinking, gambling and drugs...Why not turn a profit off of these activities that his wife ALMOST divorced him for?!

Ugh...Once again I must admit again, Kevin is really not very smart, but whatever what can you do? He asked Britney if she would talk to family friends, the Maloof family who own the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. He would like her to ask if he can open a night club at the hotel made famous by MTV'S Real World and also by Britney's frequent visits. Kevin is reminding me a little bit of a male Britney Gastineau..Not really serious about finding a job he is passionate about, but trying to pacify her mother and gain some press time all the while. Hmmm....Now that I think of it, he isn't reminding me a LITTLE BIT of Gastineau, but A LOT of Gastineau!

Well...Clearly this isn't a good idea since night clubs and Vegas almost broke up their marriage, but hey, it could be real fun to watch! :)