He Only Hits Me 'Cause He Loves Me!

Who hit Jess? Supposedly she has a black eye, whether she really has one or who caused it is not known, but it seems as though she attempted to cover it up with a big floopy hat. It didn't so much work because almost every website has a picture claiming that she has a black eye. Was it your dad Joe, Jess? Because if it was, it wont stop until you tell someone that it happened, do us all a favor report it.

The fact of the matter is, I'm sure she just has dark circles under her eyes from not sleeping, or she got it bumping her nose into something, but hey one never knows.