Thursday, March 16, 2006


Why You Should Always Wear Your Shoes!!

One would think that after Britney was slammed in the public eye for not wearing shoes in a public restroom she would have learned her lesson, but clearly she hasn't because time and time again we have seen Britney walking around in public without her shoes on. I'm talking public restrooms, streets, gas stations, you name it her bare feet have probably touched it!

Hypodermic needle you ask? You think you are going to fool me on this one right...Say something so outlandish so that I have to say, okay no you are right Britney has never stepped on a hypodermic needle with her bare feet...But if you were trying to trick me....YOU CAN'T! It seems as though Britney has once again been rushed to the hospital, but this time it wasn't a pregnancy scare, no this time she stepped on a hypodermic needle while jumping out of the car in a parking lot barefoot to go grab a bottle of water!

Luckily the pop star only incurred a nasty gash which has been disinfected and dressed and she will be fine! Kevin even got her some flowers (He ordered bouquets of orchids from himself, and a blue arrangement in the shape of a teddy from baby Sean.) This incident caused a huge scare in the Spears camp as she has just announced that she is in fact pregnant with a feder fetus once again! (so it WASN'T from overeating...And all this time Kevin was calling her fat!!)

Well...Maybe now she will get why it is so important to WEAR YOUR SHOES!! (They have those no shirt/no shoes signs for a reason Britney!)

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