Want To See the Changing of the Guards?

Why travel all the way to London when you can see it in our own American backyard?! Just hop a plane to Hollywood and find the nearest person who is the "best friend" of Tom and Katie (Clue: You can probably find them in you local Church of Scientology!) and make your way over to their home. Rumor has it Tom has 'round the clock security at his place right now and he is making them change every two hours to ensure that they are alert and fresh so that nothing goes down. He also has told the paparazzi that they must clean up after themselves as they have been leaving a trail of garbage wherever they go. Tom also has security watching his trash...Yes that's right folks...His gar-bage! Why you ask? He doesn't want the paparazzi rifling through it and selling off what they find on eBay. (Hey, if something of his trash was on eBay...I'm not sure I would want to buy it!) My take? He doesn't want to paparazzi seeing any used diapers because it will either

A) let out the rumor that the baby is here already and we are all counting down to d-day (drop day) for nothing!
or
B) it might let out the rumor that Tom DOES in fact wear adult diapers!

Can't you see Tom being one of those people that only eats certain things so that he achieves a life where he never has to use a bathroom? I mean, there could be tormented alien souls in the bowl, so I wouldn't doubt it!